here’s a couple of naked dorfs for you, presumably captured by elves.
Nori: You know you want it. Unchain me and let me show you how a good proper fuckin’ feels.
Thorin: oh god get me out of here where are my pants I don’t even know this guy seriously nori what the fuck is wrong with you
I shouldn’t like this but I do….
I am guessing this was originally intended for use by men with suffer from paralysis but I suppose it could also be for just lazy people too.
Why thank you, LPS, that is EXACTLY how I like my Lokis. Goddamn.
Few months later and I still stand by those tags. Just…. good GOD.
because they are life sized
and you know this is exactly what you want to have in your bed
if you are interested in purchasing one (45 USD, only through pre order) send me a message or email firstname.lastname@example.org