“Sexually Liberated Hobbits” Rebloggable by request.
Thats fucking it. I hate Martin Freeman fans. They are ruining the Hobbit for all the true fans. Fuck i want to punch who ever drew this.
do you need a glass of warm milk and a stepladder to reach the point thats way over ur head
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
We sooo need a Hobit addition of this.
okay so my dad finally found his copy of the two towers and oh mY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINFG WHENEVER I SEE IT
LOO K AT LEGOLAS’ MULLET CZKLANXNKSKAHX AND GIMLI’S JUST STARIUNG INTO THE DISTANCE
OH THERE IT IS, THIS IS THE COVER I KEEP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT!! I used to own this exact copy, I have no idea where it went to, and when I first read the book I was constantly flipping it over going “wow okay so the INSIDE of this book is my favorite thing ever but what the FREAK IS GOING ON ON THIS COVER”. Let romance cover Legolas softly caress your stony heart into loving him, Gimli, because he’ll never give up.Haaaah, I have this paperback! The thing that always got me about it was Legolas’ terrible wig. WIIIIIIG.
I NEED THIS EDITION
OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY
NOT OKAY AT ALL
I CAN’T, he is just loosing his daughter, he will never see her again but then he is smiling when he sees her with Aragorn because he knows she will be happy with him but the will die AND IT HURTS TOO MUCH
fUCK THIS MOMENT FUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck